You won’t want to miss out on funny cat names like „Sir Meows A Lot” or „Kitty Purry.” But before you venture on, ask yourself whether you want to name your cat based on looks, personality, or the habits of your kitty. Let’s get to some names, right meow!
| Looks | Personality | Habits |
|---|---|---|
| Chonksy | Cattitude | Poop-Digger |
| Clawdine | Lady Lazy Butt | Bean Licker |
| Floofster | Feral Al | Purry Fury |
10 Top Funny Cat Names
We’ve rounded up the 10 funniest names for your furry kitty. From funny classics like Mittens and Whiskers to funny puns like Catrick Swayze and Catapiller, these funny cat names are sure to make your kitty purr with delight. Whether you’re looking for funny cat names for a new kitten or funny names for an older cat, these are sure to bring a smile to your face. So pick out your favorite funny cat name and get ready to laugh out loud!
- Mittens – especially fitting for kitties with paw socks!
- Whiskers – an old-fashioned name that’s sure to make you smile.
- Catrick Swayze – because everyone loves a kitten version of the ’80s heartthrob!
- Catapiller – for the adventurous kitty who loves to explore.
- Mr. Bigglesworth – perfect for your sophisticated and dapper kitty.
- Garfield – a classic name that never gets old.
- Mr. Bojangles – because cats love to jiggle!
- Kitty Purry – just like the famous singer, but with a feline twist.
- King of Meown – perfect for a chatty kitty who likes the band Kings of Leon!
- Fuzzy Wuzzy – for the soft furballs of the house.
Even ASPCA names names their adoptable kitties something funny. We especially love the name (and the cat) Honeythunder! Here, check them out, maybe you’ll fall in love with one!
Punny Male Cat Names
Everybody has heard of Purry Pawter, or maybe even Fluffybottom, but there are plenty of punny male cat names out there that will give your cat a unique identity. From Paws Jackson to Tuxedo Catrell, you’ll be sure to find the perfect name for your little furball!
- Paws Jackson – a purr-fect way to bring together two famous names!
- Catrick Ewing – because your cat is sure to make all the shots!
- Tuxedo Catrell – for the stylish kitty who loves to dress up.
- Meowney Manilow – because cats love a good show tune!
- Hairyson Ford – for an adventurous bastard of a cat!
- Captain Catbeard – pirates love to ARRRRR and kitties love to PURRRRRR!
Funny Female Cat Names
We’ve covered male name puns, now let’s make some puns out of some ladies! They also make great funny cat names. Consider these:
- Catgelina Jolie;
- Puma Thurman;
- Whisker Houston;
- Frieda Purrman;
- Kitty Palmer;
- Clawpatra.
Did You Know?
Did you know that the first cat name to be recorded was Egyptian? The name was „Nedjem” which translates to pleasant or sweet. Sounds just like cats!
Funny Tabby Cat Names
If you’ve got a tabby at home, these are some fun and unique names that will make your cat stand out!
- Tabbytha;
- Marmalade;
- Stripes;
- Ginger Snap;
- Opie;
- Mackerel.
No matter which name you pick, your cat is sure to love it!
Fun Name Ideas for White Cats
White cats are regal and beautiful, so why not give them a royal sounding name? Here are some funny cat names for white kitties!
- Snowball – because your white cat is just as soft and fluffy as a snowball!
- Casper – because your white kitty is friendly, just like everyone’s favorite ghost!
- Pearl – splendid name for a precious and beautiful white cat.
- Ivory – named after the ivory color of your white cat’s fur.
- Butterscotch – a tasty name for your sweet kitty!
- Swan – for the elegant and graceful kitties who love to strut their stuff.
- Blanche – named after the French word for „white,” this funny but fitting name is perfect for any white feline.
- Arctic – reminiscent of the cold, snowy tundra, this punny name is great for cats who love to roam around in snow-covered landscapes.
- Marshmallow – soft, fluffy, and cuddly – just like your white kitty!
- Ice Princess – for the regal and majestic felines that command attention wherever they go.
Craving some more? Here is a list of great white cat names!
Funny Names for Black Kitties
Just like white cats, black cats can also be given funny cat names that reflect their unique personalities. Here are 10 of our favorites:
- Midnight – perfect for an all-black cat who loves the nightlife.
- Cinder – a fitting name for cats that look like they have been rolling around in ash!
- Domino – named after the classic game, this is a great punny option for black kitties.
- Zorro – for those dashing cats who love to get into a bit of mischief!
- Oreo – because black cats are just as sweet as the classic cookie.
- Licorice – named after the delicious black candy, this name is perfect for your kitty’s sweet disposition.
- Smokey – for those mysterious cats who like to keep their owners guessing.
- Pepper – named after the spice, this is a great name for cats that love to explore and get into trouble!
- Ninja – good for the sneaky cats who can always surprise you when you least expect it!
- Ebony – for the beautiful and elegant black kitties.
Pun Names for Silly Cats
Cats act silly, that’s a fact. And not only is it adorable, but it can serve as an inspiration for a funny cat name! Here are some examples:
- Lady Lickser Butt;
- Kisses McMeow;
- Paw La Carte;
- Sir Spreaded Beans;
- King Zoomies;
- Duke Scratcherton;
- Hissy-Missy;
- Captain Purrky.
Funny Cat Names FAQs
What Is the Funniest Cat Name?
There are so many funny cat names out there! Some of our favorites include Mojo-Jojo, Trouble Bringer, and Fart Master.
What Are Good Names for Crazy Cats?
- Gremlin;
- Spookster;
- Swifter;
- Belial;
- Mister Bangy.
What Is the Coolest Cat Name?
That is a very subjective question. Our top picks would have to be Skywalker, Rascal, and Zig Zag McQueen. But if you’re not a fan of pop culture, you can always settle on Flame, Bolt, or Dagger Claws.
For more cool cat names, click here!
What Is the Best Cat Name Ever?
There is no one-size-fits-all answer to this question, as the best cat name ever will vary depending on your individual cat’s personality and character. However, some good suggestions for names for cats include: Bandit, Rogue, Peridot, and Dahlia.
Lucas Taylor is a veterinary assistant, freelance journalist and single dad who lives in the suburbs with his three pups: Ruby, Nala, and Woody. He has one cat named Pepper. When he’s not writing articles or working at the vet clinic, Lucas loves cooking French cuisine for himself and friends at home. One of Lucas’ favorite things to do is paddleboard with his son Noah and their canine companions. Pepper is the homebody of the bunch – she loves chilling on the couch.
